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47 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2009

  • Professor: What would happen if you picked up a fresh cow patty?
  • Girl: You'd get shit on your hands?

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11/18/2009, 9:22 PM

anonymous said...
on the contrary. You're get raw meat on your hand.

11/19/2009, 4:05 PM

anon onna farm said...
Someone's not familiar with the terminology, here.

11/19/2009, 6:08 PM

ha said...
on the contrary. you get shit on your hands. a hamburger patty and a cow patty are two very different things.

11/19/2009, 9:55 PM

anonymous said...
personally, when I look at a cow, I see a bunch of burger patties that have yet to be processed. I don't look at a pile of shit and think cow. :P Just because an idiom is accepted doesn't mean it's not retarded

11/20/2009, 06:14 AM

JC said...
No, you are retarded.

11/20/2009, 08:02 AM

anon was a ling major said...
<i>Just because an idiom is accepted doesn't mean it's not retarded </i>

No, it just means that no one will understand you if decide to be all non-standard about using it.

11/20/2009, 11:26 AM

anonymous said...
actually, considering the present food system and what cows are generally fed in conventional meat/milk production, you really can't be sure the contents of any cow patty, it could very easily be (digested remnants of) meat; they're known to be fed chicken meat (bits and pieces which are bad enough to be rejected, for one reason or another, from direct sale to humans)... but depending on where those chickens were "raised", they may have been fed bad cow meat too. hooray for making carnivores out of herbivores.
oh! and corn. lots and lots of subsidized, environment-destroying corn that these animals have not evolved the digestive systems to eat.

11/21/2009, 1:01 PM

two things: said...
you should only look at a pile of shit and think cow if the shit at which you are looking is cow shit.

secondly, no one is arguing the logic of cow shit being called a cow patty. the funny part is anonymous not knowing the idiom in the first place.


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